The Real Full Monty

Dear Morwenna

What's all this about my goings on? I don't think you need to keep an eye on me at all and, to be perfectly honest, you're just as likely to lead us into all sorts of stuff. Best he knows nothing!

Sorry to hear the rats are bothering you again. You better get the window cleaner back to give your windows another going over.

Well it's another piss-poxy day with the rain lashing down again. Expect this is set in for the whole of Easter. Just have to stay in eating chocolate and drinking wine I s'pose.

God Mor, I could do with some excitement right now. Think we need to get up to something soon.

Talking of excitement, did you watch that Real Full Monty Live on the tele last night? Good to see men getting their kit off for a change. All to bring more awareness to testicular and prostrate cancer, which is a great thing to do - it certainly got my attention. They were using plums to show men how to check themselves - oooooer, get your gums round these plums eh? Mind you, that rugby player wasn't half bad on the eye, and Ashley Banjo too - nice little arse!

Wonder if we'll see some nice little arses when we go away. Bloody hope so.

Right, I'm off now. Talk soon lovely.

Much love
Myfanwy xx

Licking Windows

My Dearest Myfanwy, Fan, Fanny …

So good to hear from you. What the hell’s this blogging business, what have you got us in to now?

Was just sat here saying to the old fart, Fanny is up to something and not sure what. He says I have to keep an eye on you and your goings on, if only he knew!!!

Not much of a day to be honest, whipped the vac round the house, and omg the window cleaner came. I got so close, had to pretend I was inspecting them and my tongue was hanging out I ended up licking the bloody windows. Oh my lord, dribble everywhere.

Me back, well it’s a bit wobbly but hey I’m trying to limbo up for the holidays. Need to get me shimming going.

Just gotta go, the hounds are barking, Fidget and Widget running round the garden like headless chickens, must be the rats again.

Must dash, speak soon.

Your ever suffering friend

Morwenna  x

We're Bloggers!

Dear Morwenna

How wonderful it is to join the world of the blogging people. Do you feel excited by it all? I expect we can quite truthfully say we’re “cool” now that we are embracing all this modern stuff. You, my lovely, are officially A Blogger!

Mind you, I have no idea where this is going to lead. Chances are that no one will ever read our blogs anyway, so we’re probably quite safe to ramble on about whatever we want to.

So how’s your day been Mor? I did the ironing today. I hate sodding ironing. All seems quite pointless really because the buggers will wear the stuff now and I’ll have to do it all again next week. I’ve just packed it all away cos I don’t want it to smell of fish. I’ll end up smelling like an old haddock long past its sell-by date.

Talking of sell-by dates, how’s your back now?

Well love, I’d better go now and sort out some dinner.

Wonder if anyone will read this.

Love

Myfanwy xx