For God sake get some bloody teeth – I’m not going out with you until you get some.
Must just tell you this – there was this woman riding a horse down our street last week, right hoity toity piece she looked too, but the horse had a massive great shit. I thought that would be so good for me roses so I rushed out with me bucket and shovel but tripped and fell head first into the steaming pile. As if that wasn’t bad enough, this car pulled up and this lovely deep male voice asked if I was alright and started to help me up.
My God he was gorgeous but can you imagine how mortified I was when I turned round to look at him with my face covered in steaming bloody horse shit?
Why does it always sodding happen to us?
Love Myf
#myfandmor #myfanwy #morwenna #horseshit #whyus #goodfortheroses
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