Me and my sucking habits need to be kept secret and well under raps! To be honest I’ve had a hell of a job trying to eat - I’m gumming everything to death!
Have you ever tried eating a slice of crusty break with lashings of butter and all you can do it suck it! Dear Lord, the butter was running down my chin and dripping onto my chest, what a state to get into especially when you’re sitting by the window and the bloody window cleaners come. I took a dive under the kitchen table.
But then I sodding well seized up and got stuck! Not a pretty sight. Luckily the phone fell on the floor as I went down and I rang the guy next door to haul me out. All he could see as he walked in was my arse in the air. But then me wind became a problem again and as he pulled me out the force of it shot him backwards like a shot out of a gun.
He's avoided me ever since! Can’t see why, must have been the big gummy smile that scared the living shit out of him.
Off to the dentist.
Bye for now,
Mor x
#suckinghabits #noteeth #gummysmile #wind #windowcleaners #nextdoorneighbour
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