Jesus Christ Mor, what are you like. Thank God I wasn’t with you.
So are you still walking around all gummy? Mind you, I bet you could give a powerful suck.
Love Myf
#myfanwyandmorwenna #falseteeth #gummy #powerfulsuck #myfandmor
Two mature ladies (using that word loosely) growing old disgracefully and finally realising that the "F**k It" attitude is probably the best attitude to have. We love nothing more than a good old natter (oh and probably a drink or three) and would love to chat to you too.
Sunday, 30 June 2019
Gummy
Jesus Christ Mor, what are you like. Thank God I wasn’t with you.
So are you still walking around all gummy? Mind you, I bet you could give a powerful suck.
Love Myf
#myfanwyandmorwenna #falseteeth #gummy #powerfulsuck #myfandmor
False Teeth
Gin … you’re not on the mother's ruin again?
Got to tell you this, or maybe I did, can't remember. Last week I went to the bingo as I fancied a little night of excitement and decided to have a little tipple of Gin. Well, actually ended up with several gins, as you do.
Bloody hell, I didn’t half show myself up! Nothing new there I can hear you say, but I won - I flaming won and got so excited I lost my bloody false teeth in the glass. There they were - staring at me. A great big cheesy smile and me with all me gums exposed!
Well I just left quickly. So quick in fact that I left the bloody things behind. Didn’t have the guts to fish them out and stick them back in with hundreds of people staring at me.
Somebody got a nice new pair of teeth!
In a rush, must go.
Love Mor x
#myfanwyandmorwenna #gin #bingo #wonatthebingo #falseteeth #leftinahurry
Toupee
Bloody hell Mor, you really need to get your wind under control. Mind you, perhaps that will cure the doctor of wearing a bloody dog on his head.
Must go, the ice is melting in me gin.
Love Myf
XX
#myfanwyandmorwenna #toupee #wind #fart #wig #myfandmor
Sunday, 2 June 2019
Dark Tunnel
Just a quickie love, been a bit out of sorts. By the way, I don’t have sex these day … it’s bloody healed up!
So, just to keep you in the loop. That bloody UTI - I ended up with cystitis and a visit to the quack again. Oh God, this time the legs were flung apart and he started to peer up a very dark tunnel - I felt he was searching for my tonsils.
The worry was I could feel the bristles on his chin against my legs and his hot breath shooting up a place where its not supposed to be!!!! But oh my flaming God, to top that I felt the rumbles of wind setting sail on it’s way down the winding channels of my bowel and, yeh you guessed, I flaming well let rip!
it was such a violent explosion that as he shot back the rush of wind blew off his toupee!
Think I need to register elsewhere before I’m struck off!
Bye love, gotta go
Speak soon
Yours always
Mor x
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