Well I hear you have been letting rip on the farting front. You call me the Gatling Gun, but I bet you could give me a run for my money!
Yeh we did do the Casino, and no it didn’t last long. We didn’t like the handy men and the guy with the ball in his eye bloody deserved it. We did a runner - don’t you remember? One of the chaps (who was rather nice) had a boat and so we sailed off for a few weeks around the Greek Islands. That was a fabulous time and we even managed to get some work in the olive groves - God I hate olives, think it’s probably from picking so many. But blimey Myf, there were some tasty Greeks amongst those olive trees. But that all came to an abrupt end when the guy on the boat got done for smuggling cigarettes (well we assumed they were cigarettes - they certainly weren't budgies in his swimming trunks) and we made a hasty retreat.
We did a spot of cleaning for that posh knob of a woman who didn’t know one end of a duster from the other. What a flaming twat she was. But hey, the up side of that was we had the place to ourselves most of the time, and boy did we party! Until she came back and found us in an embarrassing situation with the gardener and his mate! Well, best not go into that one but we did have fun. I’m sure you will add a little to this story as it comes flooding back to you.
Well what a day it's been … went shopping this morning and this bloody woman in Sainsbury's was walking round in a towelling dressing gown, a coat with a wolf on the back and a sun hat. Boy oh boy, what a bloody state. Walking round shouting at everyone, talking to herself, taking her hat and coat off and throwing them on the floor! Well typical of Sainsbury's, the staff took no bloody notice of her at all. Maybe they knew her. It was all rather embarrassing. I kept dodging down the next aisle cos I knew she would collar me. Think I’ve got one of those faces that says “come on you twats, come and talk to me, I’m a soft touch”. Mug written all over me face! Well thank God I managed to escape … but I’d watch the local papers because she may make the headlines!
Gotta go love, Fidget and Widget need feeding and I need to go on poop patrol in the garden before the window cleaners come.
Speak soon love.
Look forward to some more reminiscing.
Yours truly
Morwenna xxx
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