Well Hello My Dear Myfanwy
God it’s been so long, I thought you had dropped off the planet!!!
Of course I will forgive you but your turn to pay next time we are out for a wee drink, and perhaps a bite to eat. It’s worrying that stuff that's been going on in your head, at your age you must be careful and take it a bit more easy!
The heat OMG, it’s been horrendous. I’ve had rivers flowing down from between my boobs, the feeling of being soggy and sweaty is not an attractive look, just can’t stand it; and the thunder bugs, those little shits, yep they get in everywhere and yes everywhere!
Well you do live it up - Nando’s! So which way do you want your Chicken madam? Grilled, fried or boiled, hahahaha, then smother it in some sort of sauce which tastes much the same, or scalds you mouth and you lose your taste for the next three days, yes best give it a miss next time.
The state of some of the younger generation, well it really does make you wonder what are they thinking. Wearing hardly anything and what they do wear don’t fit the places they are supposed to … what a sight! It’s like the ones who obviously don’t wear any knickers and their arse cheeks are rattling round like two ferrets in a paper bag! Well you can’t help but look, it’s incredible. Never seen such movement from the rear end. Mines fading away - could do with a couple of rather large Bramleys in my pants to look a bit perky!
Oh dear yes the school kids, the shops will not be the same for the next few weeks, and I have to say there is a different class of shopper in Sainsbury’s than you get in Waitrose. Oh I do wish people would cheer up, fed up with miserable people, walking around like they chewed on a lemon, sour faces, what is it with people these days???
Well not much has been happening round here, even the window cleaner ain’t been to cheer me up or get me excited. Oh God, forget that he’s just arrived!!!! So must be off - he may need a nice cold drink or something, and I could be gone some time!
Take care old bean, if I don’t surface in a few weeks give me a shout … may need rescuing or resuscitating more to the point!
Bye love, must dash
Your every faithful friend
Morwenna xxx
#ferrets #twoferrets #heat #thunderbugs #windowcleaner #myfandmor
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