Wednesday, 10 April 2019

After the Sausage Factory

Bloody Hell Myf

Your memory is good - obviously better than the hearing!!! Now you come to mention it, I do remember the wild child from hell whinging and whining all day long. My God I was losing the will to live, and put me off kids for quite some time!!!

Oh what fun we used to have at work, pity we had to stuff sausages all day. But we did have some bloody good laughs didn't we? Shame we got the sack. I think that was your fault if I remember rightly, but they managed to get rid of me at the same time. Bloody waste of space managers … wankers the lot of them! Am I allowed to say that? Hahahaha. Suppose I can, they can’t sack me twice!!!!

So, it’s been another lovely day. Did think about doing some gardening. It was only a thought though and it soon disappeared. I went and had a coffee instead. Did think of having a brandy but thought I might look like an alcoholic at that time in the morning, and being as you weren’t with me I thought better of it!

Was just thinking. Was it after the sausage factory that we headed off abroad to do work in that casino as croupiers? God I couldn’t count up in thirteens and I’m sure they were just pulling my leg. Just a bloody excuse to let us go!

We have had some fun with our jobs, haven’t we Myf? Glad it’s a bit more sedate now, can’t do with too much excitement these days. Mind you, we still have our moments when we're out together, don't we?

Love, I have to send you text messages ‘cause you just fog over and look at me as if you ain’t got a clue what I’m on about. Well to be honest I don’t think you have most of the time, so I will have to keep on messaging you just to wake you up!

Well I’m off, too much drivel going on here. Dinner beckons - Shepherd’s pie tonight. Tatties are a boiling now so just managed to fit you in!

Gotta go, speak soon.
Love from your short fat hairy friend
Morwenna x
 
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