My dearest old friend Myf
This weather over the holiday was amazing wasn’t it? Hope to
God it wasn't our summer and it’s been and gone! Flaming Norah your nose - if
it’s anything like the one you had last year on holiday it’s like a beacon
shining out in the night. Aircraft round here may think you're guiding
them in! Don’t stay outside too long will you?
I’m worried about you with those hair straighteners and that you’re
going to frazzle your hair and it snaps off. You’re meant to dry your hair first! For God’s sake don’t use it on wet hair, you’ll electrocute yourself!
You do worry me Myf, you do need some lessons.
Mind you, we've had so many lessons over the years, and
some extraordinary ones. Remember that time we got tied upside down to a tree in Greece and those blokes threw rotten tomatoes at us. What fun eh? Best
part was skinny dipping to try and get rid of those tomato pips. Bloody hell, the
places they could get into! Thinking of that is really making me
rather HOT under the collar, phew …. best off for a cold shower. But maybe we
need to have another little adventure soon, it’s been so long. Best get me
thinking cap on.
Oh dear Myf, I think I’ve got a water infection. I’ve been
up and down to the hospital recently and I always worry
about using the loos in those places. Now I can’t stop peeing. I feel like I want to
pee, nearly pee myself thinking about wanting to pee, then when I do go to pee,
I nearly pee myself before I pee! Blimey, that was hard work telling you all
about my peeing!
So cranberry juice is going in like nobody’s business. I’m
sure I’ll be peeing pure cranberry soon. Be glad when it’s gone, I’m wearing a
hole in my floor trotting back and forward, in out in out …. and the amount of
loo roll well, there is another story.
Alcohol is off limits and I really do fancy a trip down the
river with a couple of bottles to reminisce. Let’s take a waterproof blanket
for your piles and If I wee myself, then all will be well too.
Dear lord Myf I’ve gotta go again,
Duty calls
Hope to catch up soon
Love Mor x
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