I have to say that sometimes when I read your letters I haven’t got a bloody clue what you’re going on about. I mean, what’s all this about peeing? I understand that you’ve got an infection, but I didn’t need to know the number of times you had to pee. It’s too much sex you know, that’s what’s caused it. I didn’t know you was still so bloody active!
Yes, I do remember the incident with the tomato pips. It was only a vague memory though until you mentioned skinny dipping. I certainly remember that and being cleared of pips!!! I remember that night we met Yiannis and Adonis at that nightclub – do you remember them? We all got absolutely pissed on Ouzo – it’s taken me years to get over the smell and feel comfortable drinking it again. Anyway, they used to take us to that lovely little Taverna, you know the one on the beach. I remember we all got carried away one night with smearing Tzatziki all over the place and licking it off! Mind you, when we ran out of that and moved on to Taramasalata I ended up smelling like an old cod for a week. God those two blokes were tasty though, weren’t they? Jesus Mor, I could do with a bit of that now.
You know, I’m getting quite an urge to go back to Greece. I wonder if we could recreate any of those memories. Probably wouldn’t be the some though, they would be quite old now and most likely gone saggy.
I’ve not been doing much lately. The highlight of my week was getting my eyes tested on Friday. He came in so close to my face I was tempted to purse my lips and plant a kiss. Wonder what he would have done. Had to have new glasses – that takes bloody forever. They keep sticking these frames on your face and simpering “oooh they do suit you” but how the bloody hell can you tell without your glasses on. Seems like every pair in the shop suited me even when I looked like a deranged throwback from the 1940s. And bloody hell the cost - might have to cut back on the wine this week which is a major sodding sacrifice. How the hell am I going to get through the week without wine?
Did you vote this week? I’m sorry to say that I didn’t but to be honest, I’m so totally fed up with all these bloody politicians who spend their days arguing the toss over Brexit. Load of tossers, the whole sodding lot of them. Those that turn up are probably asleep. I tell you Mor, monkeys could do a better job of it all than this lot. Makes us a bit of a laughing stock, doesn’t it? I thought America was topping the charts there with Donald Trump, but we’ve probably overtaken them now. Brexit should have been over and done with by now – right sodding fiasco.
So now I’ve had my moan, I’m off to drink me gin.
See you soon me old flower, love you.
Myfanwy
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