Well hello you old bugger, Myf - how the devil are you?
I think yes a good idea to send a little letter now and again. This texting malarkey is ok but very short and sweet and you can’t really get your teeth into a good old conversation. What with your hearing not so good these days my texting habits are ok when your sat next to me and you can’t bloody hear, but for a long loving conversation a letter is the way to go!
So, yoga yeh it was good. Blimey I didn’t realise you could hear my flatulence - it was rather epic. I thought I could hear it bouncing around the lampshades!! Hey, that may be just the way to go to get rid of excess wind though - do a bit of downward dog!!! Trouble is getting back up and don’t want my nose getting too near my rear end!
Your tribute band sounded good, but do you know when I read it I thought it said tribal band. I thought what the @@@@ is she getting into now!! I have to say I could imagine you running round in tribal gear, face painted and beating a drum. I did think about you having feathers in your hair, in fact a really very fancy head apparatus, but then remembered you hate feathers so that wouldn’t work. But that brought me back to the present moment and realised you meant tribute!! Hahahaha that will teach me to stop going off on one!
Me, I’ve been to a spa which was an eye opener. Oh boy, got behind two rather curvy ladies (I’m being kind when I say curvy) any who, getting back to the ordeal, they were booking in and one was the mouth and the obvious spokesperson, who clearly had it in for the lady behind the desk before she even had opened her eyes that morning.
Oh my lord, she was in one, complain, complain, complain … what a negative horrendous human being. Personally I’d have kicked them out right there and then - she wouldn’t give her gift card to pay for the day because, in her words, “There may be more things I need to complain about during the day, so I’m not paying yet!”
Flaming Norah! They had faces like slapped arses. We never really saw them again after they had a little swim in the pool and went off for a treatment. God help the therapists with that task, mind you wish I’d been a fly on the wall hahaha. They didn’t come up for lunch, perhaps they were locked in a cupboard somewhere never to be seen again!
So, this weather is a bit wild, don’t like the wind much. I have to say, plays havoc with the wig and I have to keep rearranging my face, so be glad when all calms down it’s just too stressful to keep sorting the body out.
Well enough for now, I will be seeing you soon but needed to get that off my chest first!
Must dash, my coffee is getting cold.
Love from you ever suffering friend,
Morwenna xx
#spaday #thespa #wind #yoga #moaning #complaining #treatments
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