Donkey

My Dear Morwenna

Well, what can I say about last week? It was brilliant and we certainly entertained a few people, didn't we. It’s hard to know what the highlight of the week was.

I have to say that one of the most worrying moments was seeing that donkey making off with you, and hearing your screams fade into the distance. Those donkeys are usually placid and docile and they know what they need to do. Whatever did you do to it? It certainly took off at a fair old gallop and seeing you hanging round it’s neck is something I never will forget. Nor will a lot of other holidaymakers either. I wonder how many photos and videos you will appear in. I expect we’ll see you on YouTube before too long.

We did get through a fair amount of alcohol, didn’t we Mor? Especially that Metaxa. Just thinking about it makes me want to partake in a little tipple, simply to bring back a few memories you understand. Mind you, the cocktails weren’t half bad either. I loved the White Lady, oh and the Mojito was good. The Tequila Sunrise – or were they sunsets – were great too. We could have done with another week to finish off the list. The Proseccos hit the mark as well.

Do you remember the woman with a face like a slapped arse? I wonder if she ever made it back to her hotel.

My most bizarre moment was when I lost my Tena Lady. God knows where that went. I had it when we went to the pool, but bloody hell - the next trip to the loo and it was gone! I retraced my steps but no sign! What the fuck happened to it? Maybe Herman the German picked it up but what the hell would he have done with it? The mind boggles!!

Well my love, I’m off to get a little drink as the withdrawal symptoms are all a little too much to deal with right now.

Speak soon love, keep safe and don’t go near another bloody donkey.

Lots of Love

Myfanwy

xxx